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bananapeppers:

totallyfubar:

I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

I find these moments in vintage science texts so inspirational. keep going, you’re onto something! you’re almost there!

narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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what is going on here

I don’t even get it but I’m dying of laughter

"Sometimes when you meet someone, there’s a click. I don’t believe in love at first sight but I believe in that click."

- Ann Aguirre, Blue Diablo (via fuckinq)

En route to Florida with my babe. So sososo excited for this trip.

crystadalgisa:

sluuugg:

Big reminder; Do not leave your furry friends in the car. Ever. If you see an animal locked in a car, break the window and call the cops. If you don’t want to break the window, call the police. They will come, break the car open and take the dog.


I leave a spare key in my car purposely so if I need to go in somewhere for 5 minutes if it takes longer than planned, I can lock my dog in the car with the car running and the air conditioning is ON. I might not have extra money to spend on gas to leave my car running but I don’t have the heart to leave Camber in there to even get remotely hot. Help your dogs. Their job is to protect you in your home, provide you company and love, the least you can do is either leave them at home or don’t leave them in the car with the windows “cracked.”

crystadalgisa:

sluuugg:

Big reminder; Do not leave your furry friends in the car. Ever. If you see an animal locked in a car, break the window and call the cops. If you don’t want to break the window, call the police. They will come, break the car open and take the dog.

I leave a spare key in my car purposely so if I need to go in somewhere for 5 minutes if it takes longer than planned, I can lock my dog in the car with the car running and the air conditioning is ON. I might not have extra money to spend on gas to leave my car running but I don’t have the heart to leave Camber in there to even get remotely hot. Help your dogs. Their job is to protect you in your home, provide you company and love, the least you can do is either leave them at home or don’t leave them in the car with the windows “cracked.”

remembrashl3y:

I LOVE THIS SHOW

remembrashl3y:

I LOVE THIS SHOW

d0gbl0g:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

heaheaheahahhahahahea

d0gbl0g:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

heaheaheahahhahahahea

"Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit."

- inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)