- Baby: m-m
- Mom: mama?
- Baby: mitochondria. it is the powerhouse of the cell
"Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst."
This is so cool.
"Sometimes you meet someone and even though you
never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your new favourite colour."
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WATCH THIS
Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.
I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious
I find these moments in vintage science texts so inspirational. keep going, you’re onto something! you’re almost there!
i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale
i mean really
what is going on here
I don’t even get it but I’m dying of laughter